A Southern Breeze

It broke like fallen glass
at a savage, brutal speed
Straight out of my arse
I was surprised indeed

It sounded like a fog horn
as it smashed through my front door
Tearing across the green lawn
with a foul and ghastly roar

Down the street it swept
A putrid hurricane
First responders couldn't intercept
my tornado of methane

It turned the lovely town
into an apocalyptic hell
Giving everything a brown,
septic sort of smell

Streets covered with debris
buildings blown apart
This shall go down in history
as my greatest ever fart