Beer! Beer! Beer!

American beer, American beer
Is watery and weak
I’d rather let a reindeer
Take in my glass a leak
At least then I’d get some flavour
And the strength that I seek
American beer, American beer
Is watery and weak



English Beer, English beer
Is as warm as camel cum
Which I find ironic
‘Cos over there, there ain't no sun
To not serve larger chilled
Should simply not be done
English Beer, English beer
Is as warm as camel cum



Irish beer, Irish beer
Tastes like leprechaun wee
And looks like the muck
That came out the back of my Harley
Somebody should tell ‘em
Barley ain't in the recipe
Irish beer, Irish beer
Tastes like leprechaun wee



Italian Beer, Italian beer
Is brewed from day-old pasta
And was once used to drown
An interfering pastor
Who became a problem
For a Sicilian gangster
Italian Beer, Italian beer
Is brewed from day-old pasta



French Beer, French beer
Is drunk by male fans of Cher
Who wear black leather chaps
That show off their derrière
If that is what you’re into
Hey man, I don't care
French Beer, French beer
Is drunk by male fans of Cher



German beer, German beer
Was designed by the Nazis, it’s true
They used to drink it all the time
Back in World War II
It’s secret ingredient
Was a bit of Hitler’s poo
German beer, German beer
Was designed by the Nazis, it’s true



Japanese beer, Japanese beer
Of it you should be wary
For it’s been said it's cursed
And you may find this scary
But drinking it will bring you shame
So much so you’ll commit harakiri
Japanese beer, Japanese beer
Of it you should be wary



Aussie beer, Aussie beer
Is crisp, cold, and refreshing
It picks you up when you are blue
It’s a liquid, golden blessing
Give some to a sexy girl
And watch her start undressing
Aussie beer, Aussie beer
Is crisp, cold and refreshing!