Five Digits

Pinky

The little one is called the Pinky
I’m a long nail kind of bloke
Not for any reason that’s kinky
It just makes a neat scoop for coke



Ring

The next one is named the Ring
on mine there's a gold wedding band
When I take it off to have a fling
I can see the lines where I’m sun tanned



Middle

Moving on we have the Middle
from either end it is the third
I use it to give my girl a fiddle
and also for flipping the bird



Pointer

Beside that there is the Pointer
or the Index as it's called by the pros
Mine is a double jointer
which makes it handy for picking my nose



Thumb

Finally there is the Thumb
which is four times as long as it's wide
I always have mine up my bum
Which freaks out drivers when I hitch a ride !