Her name was Lucy

There once was a chick I was dating
Who just couldn’t stop masturbating
All day and all night
Then we had a fight
‘Cos her pussy kept on dilating

I said “Look here you horny bitch
You are gaping like a roadside ditch
You are no fuckin use
‘Cos you’ve gotten too loose
It’s me or the dildo, pick which

She said “Oh, no no no no no
I don't have to listen to this bro”
Then she jumped on me with her vagina
Taking me right up inside her
She swallowed me in one go

I write this poem from inside her cunt cave
But this place will not be my grave
‘Cos I was able to craft
A pubic hair raft
I’ll be surfing out on the next mickey juice wave