I'm a Naughty Milkman

I’m a naughty milkman
I drive an old milkman's truck
I wear a white coat and a matching hat
And I just don't give a fuck

I wait until you've left for work
I’m a naughty milkman
Watching your house with binoculars
Just as sneaky as I can

Look at me walkin’ across your lawn
With my bottles in hand
I’m a naughty milkman
And I hope you understand

That your wife has been missing me
Yes, she’s my biggest fan
And today her milk comes with extra cream
I’m a naughty milkman



Your wife is a little minx
Look at her in that negligee
As she invites me into your house
In a most enticing way

She takes me by the hand
Your wife is a little minx
She leads me to your bedroom
And pours us a couple of drinks

We crack jokes about you
While we lay on your bed and fuck
Your wife is a little minx
But you dude, are a cuck!

And I don't care what you
or the rest of society thinks
I’ll be comin’ back for more ‘cos
Your wife is a little minx



Your pitbull is mean and vicious
I didn't know you had a dog
He’s at the end of the bed snarling
Oh no please, Oh God!

He's got me by the arm
Your pitbull is mean and vicious
“Call him off!” I scream
To your minxy missus

But she cannot control him
And he won't stop mauling me
Your pitbull is mean and vicious
Out the window I try to flee

But I simply can't outrun him
‘Cos I have neglected my fitness
All I wanted was a bit of fun
Your pitbull is mean and vicious