I'm so bloody angry

I'm so bloody angry
Man I'm so pissed off
I was about to enjoy my sandwich
but then some bastard coughed

He didn't cover his mouth
Which was incredibly rude
Now that filthy bastard
has contaminated my food

But he's not getting away with it
I don't care what he wants to think
'Cos as soon as he's not looking
I'm gonna piss right in his drink

Then I'll just kick back here
thinking he he he
As I watch that coughing bastard
Sipping on my wee