Nursery Crimes

Three blind mice ,Three blind mice
Stole my handgun, Stole my handgun
They tried to hold up a liquor store
But got way more than they bargained for
When they stepped on the tail of the cat by the door
Three blind mice



Little Miss Muffet
Sat on Warren Buffett’s
Face, while he masturbated
But her derrière
Cut off his air
And the poor bugger suffocated



Jack’s not nimble, Jack’s not quick
Jack suffered head trauma from a donkey kick



Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater
Tried to fuck a parking meter
But just as things were getting hot
His dick got jammed in the coin slot
How did he get free from shorty?
With a little squirt of WD-40



Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any grog
For the last time mate
I am a farm dog.
Then how come
you are in a sheep pen
Because you nosy cunt
I’m watchin’ over them