A Southern Breeze

It broke like fallen glass   
at a savage, brutal speed   
Straight out of my arse 
I was surprised indeed   

It sounded like a fog horn   
as it smashed through my front door   
Tearing across the green lawn   
with a foul and ghastly roar   

Down the street it swept   
A putrid hurricane   
First responders couldn't intercept   
my tornado of methane   
  
It turned the lovely town   
into an apocalyptic hell   
Giving everything a brown,   
septic sort of smell   
  
Streets covered with debris   
buildings blown apart   
This shall go down in history   
as my greatest ever fart